Today more than ever it seems that there is something in the water contributing to the size of everybody’s BUT.Â Every day I as long as I can remember, Iâ€™ve had a conversation with someone, male or female about their BUT. Some of them are so huge that you can see them coming a mile a way.
I confess, Iâ€™m guilty of it too. Sometimes I like thinking about my BUT.Â Iâ€™ve found that the more that I work on my BUT, the more other people seem to accept its unusual size and shape. If your BUT is anything like mine, you probably have inspired others to work on developing their BUTS too.
If youâ€™ve read this far, you probably think that Iâ€™ve made several typos of the word “BUT” throughout my perverted discourse. I didnâ€™t. I wasnâ€™t referring to my nice shapely ass. Iâ€™m referring to the excuses that I use sometimes for not always following my dreams.
Whether its leaving my boy Darius hanging on the trip to Spain last year, bailing out on my trip to Costa Rica twice this past January & again 2 weeks ago, or about 10 other things that Iâ€™ve let slip away. I’ve realized that despite living a pretty decent life currently, my but is still way too big.
Iâ€™ve used every BUT exercise available to make sure that my BUT stays fat. Iâ€™ve used:
I was gonna do this but, (insert your favorite below)
â€¢ I donâ€™t have enough time.
â€¢ I donâ€™t want to go by myself
â€¢ I donâ€™t have enough money
â€¢ I got to get my house rented or sold
â€¢ I got too much work to do
â€¢ Iâ€™m donâ€™t want to leave my family
â€¢ I donâ€™t speak the language
â€¢ Iâ€™m scared Iâ€™m gonna get kidnapped
These are all common excuses that weâ€™ve all used for not doing something that could have been radically life changing. Its amazing how a few simple words uttered to save face, have robbed us of more wealth and happiness than anything else we will experience during our lifetime.
Itâ€™s as if we are fooling the people that we are showing our BUTS to. REALLY???? They have BUTS of their own, so they definitely can smell your BUT coming a mile away, regardless of how fancy you may dress it up.
I know what you are thinking, â€œMan getting rid of this big ole BUT is gonna be hard.â€ Well you will never get rid of your BUT entirely, you just want to make it small so that its not getting in the way all the time. All you have to do is start. Thatâ€™s it. Start!!! What ever your dreams are, write them down. Then pick one and START!!!
I bet after reading that last sentence, a BUT is already forming in your mind as to why you cant start. (Is this why people are called BUT Heads?) START anyway. Instead of watching tv, twittering, facebooking, or reading another book start taking the first steps to following your dreams.
This blog used to hide under my BUT. I have a goal to write a book. My idea is that if I write blogs regularly eventually I will haveÂ about 200 pages written by the end of the year. Regardless of if this book is ever published. I will be able to cross off my â€œThings to do before I die list, #76.Write a book.â€ This idea actually came from one of my frat brothers name John, who found himself entertained by my facebook status updates blog entries.
Iâ€™ve found that the easiest way to get rid of a big BUT, is to share the dream thatâ€™s hiding underneath with people who are more successful than you. This is because they usually have had the same dream or may know someone whoâ€™s already accomplished it. This can be a great thing, because this person can see beyond your nice voluptuous BUT, and see the real you on the inside. They will usually offer some type of encouragement or direction and even offer to do something to help you along the way.
Also, once you start even the first small steps of following your dreams, you will begin to think that you donâ€™t have enough time to work on other things. I promise you if you are not pursuing at least one of your dreams right now, your friends probably hate talking to you. Because all you do is probably complain about stuff and arenâ€™t as exciting to talk to as the people that they know that seem to be enjoying their lives.
So START NOW!!! There will never be a perfect time to start. You will always be too young, to broke, to fat, to tired or whateverâ€¦. When its all said and done like most BUTS, the one you are currently considering is probably full of shit too.
The sad truth is that most of the things that you and I both dream about, sometimes we just donâ€™t want them as bad as we think we do. And thatâ€™s okay sometimes.
Wouldn’t it be a shame if you spent the rest of your short life trying to use your BUT to distract people from the fact that youâ€™ve given up on the person that it belongs to?